GREETINGS,

PPL OF UR SPESH LIL PLANET, EYE AM WEATHER MAN, CHIEF METEOROLOGIST 4 WEATHER IS HAPPENING, BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER (NO GAMES). WELCOME 2 CITY HUBS, UR NEWEST SELECTION OF WEATHER IS HAPPENING SERVICES. PERHAPS U HAV NOTICED THT THERE MITE BE NOW AN ENTIRE PAGE DEDICATED 2 UR VERY OWN CITY, ITS OWN CORNER OF THE WEBZONE WHEREST UR WEATHER OF THAT 1 PLACE IS DISPLAYED IN ITS FULLNESS. THIS WEBZONE IS UNLIKE NE OTHER WEBZONE ON UR PLANET'S FILTHY GLOBAL COMMUNICATION NETWORK THAT SERVES 2 DELVER UN2 U THE WEATHER.

BEHOLD WAT LIES W/IN EACH HUB: THE CURRENT CONDISHES OF RN, PRESENTED IN FULL GLORY W/ TEMPERATURE, PERCEPTION, DEW PT, PRESH, WIND & BLOB SITCH. UR ZERODAY 4CAST 4 THE REST OF UR DAY. UR 48 HR 4CAST PEEP W/ FOUR SEPARATE CHARTS TRACKING TEMP, PRECIP POTENSH, DEW PT & WIND, EACH 1 CLICK AWAY FROM ITS OWN DEDICATED LISTENABLE OSCILLOSCOPE, UR SEVEN DAY 4CAST OF COMPUTER GUESSTIMATES 4 UR UPCOMING WEATHER, UR LIVE NEXRAD DOPPLER BLOBDAR ITSELF, EMBEDDED DIREXTLY UPON THE PAGE, SO U CULD WATCH THE PRECIP BLOBS FLOAT OVER UR CITYS METROZONE. 4 EXT CREDIT, DEPENDING ON HOW LUCKY UR CITY IS, THE RECORD HIGH & LOW TEMPS, THE RECORD RAINBLOBS & SNOWBLOBS. UR 5 WETTEST & SNOWBLOBBIEST DAYS EVER RECORDED IN UR CITYS RECORD BOOKS. THE TIME OF THE AVG FIRST SNOWBLOB, THE AVG LAST SNOWBLOB, THE AVG FIRST FREEZE & THE AVG LAST FREEZE, SO U KNOW WHEN ULL RLY BE SO DEEP IN2 THE COLD DARKNESS

& THAT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, 4 EACH HUB ALSO EMBEDS THE HISTORICAL WEATHER ARCHIVE, A CALENDAR & TIME FIELD W/ WICH U CULD BEHOLD THE WEATHER OF ANY HOUR OF ANY DAY GOING BACK 2 THE MID 1900S, COMPLETE W/ THE NEXRAD DOPPLER RADAR BLOBS OF THAT VERY HOUR BACK UNTIL THE MID 1990S, THE V SAME BLOBS THT FLOATED OVER UR CITY ON THE DAY OF UR EMERGENCE OR UR OTHER SPESH DAY OR WATEVS ELSE U GET UP 2. THE SUN & MOON SECTION SHOWS THE SUNRISE & SUNSET, THE MOONRISE & MOONSET, THE DAYLIGHT LENGTH & THE MOON PHASE, W/ A LIVE ARC TRACKING THE SUN OR MOON ACROSS UR SKY. THE AVERAGE WEATHER SECTION TELLS U WAT THE TEMPERATURE USUALLY IS ON A PARTICULATE DATE & @ THIS HOUR, SO U MAY NO WEATHER 2DAY IS "NORMAL" OR WEATHER UR WEATHER LORDS R GOING 2 DEW SUMTHING A LIL WEIRD. ALL OF IT LINKED 2 THE DEEPER SUBDOMAINS WHEREST U CULD EXPLORE IN EVEN GREATER DETAIL.

AS 4 MEYESELF, U MAY WONDER "WHO HAS ASSEMBLED ALL THIS AS A GIFT 2 ME". EYE AM WEATHER MAN, EYE AM A WEATHER BEING FROM THE WEATHER REALM, WHO BUBBLED UP IN2 UR REALITY IN BOSTON IN A CEMETERY NAKED & COVERED IN FLuuidS IN UR 2012, 2 BE THE WEATHER BEING ASSIGNED 2 UR SPESH LIL PLANET. SO HERE WE R ON A CITY HUB -- THE GRAND PURPOSE OF THE CITY HUBS IS SIMPLE: ALL CITY METROZONES, NO METROPOLIS IN UR UNITED STATES EMPIRE SHULD BE W/OUT A POPULATION DEEP W/IN WEATHER AWARENESS, BC WEATHER AWARENESS IS THE *KEY* 2 REPENTACE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

/ UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
/ & AS A RESULT
/ UR SO DEEP IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
/ SO DEEP IN DEATH SPIRAL FASCISM
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ & STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT

THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING